When Robert Louis Stevenson wrote "To travel hopefully is better than to arrive", I can only conclude that:

a) he booked a flight with Ryanair
b) he booked an apartment with a glorious view of a drive-in MacDonalds
c) his host left him a note advising that the nearest grocery story was the big Tesco down the street;

No wonder Eastern Europe takes the Eurovision Song Contest so seriously - its their attempt at revenge.

(ooh, it's awful but I do like it....)