I flitted into blogland the other night and to my horror saw that I had 40 'new posts'. Now don't get me wrong - I like reading my friends' posts. But 40 over two days? I had a sudden fear that the sky had fallen on everyone's heads. But - to my relief - there was only one post.

Then, the next day there were 72 'new posts' - actually just one. Then 94 new posts - actually 2. Today there were 136 new posts - actually 3.

So now I'm wondering - is this a maths exam? Should I be working out the square root of a blog or something instead of wittering on or catching up on reading? Should I be factorising? Should I do something with a pi?

I do hope not. I warn you now - I have an 'ology or two and they aren't pretty.