Just been sent a mailing by Hotel Chocolat.

They have created my own personal web address so that I can order a stonkingly large box of their chocolates. How thoughtful - it makes me feel so special.

Not only has it been at least three weeks since I had any chocolate (I'll just gloss over the pile of fudge, cakes and ice cream I've had in lieu ...) but I'm in need of a bit of cheer-up.

Just nearly knocked myself out on a low-flying branch. I'm seeing stars ... stars that seem to be populated by choc bars.

Going in now ...