"Are you sure my bum doesn't look big in this?"

"Do you think these shoes go better with that dress ... or those ... or those?"

"No, that's no good for an engagement ring. It needs to be plastic - let's try 'New Look'/M&S/Next/H&M ..."

"I can't decide whether to have Clotted Cream Rice Pudding or Raspberry Royale - what do you think?

"Oh dear, I've eaten the last Haribo Mini Jelly Baby. They don't last long, do they?"

"Watch out, there's a car coming/Slow Down, there's a bend/It's a 30 mph zone here, you know?/You're in the wrong lane, aren't you?..."

"What times does Strictly start?"

My husband. My hero. His Saturday - hijacked by me.