Two people. One house.

One downstairs, working with his laptop; the other upstairs, playing on her computer.

Both disturbed by the radio being suddenly switched on and loud news flooding the house;

Both slammed doors to respective rooms with irritated sighs and mutterings about their spouse's deafness;

Both lose it and rush out of room, colliding on stairs, to accuse the other of being 'bleeding deaf';

Both deny listening to the radio;

Both peer cautiously into bedroom and behold radio alarm belting out the news!

And the weird thing is ... it is set to operate as an alarm only, not a radio.

Gulp ... not The Creatures Who Live In The Loft up to new tricks?